Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Jangan sesekali mencuba untuk Prank Orang tua! Silap-silap boleh kena tembak woo!




Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age.


Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.


Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?


Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.


Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?


Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.


Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?


Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.


Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?


Little Old Lady:
No, I didn ' t stop him.


Defense Attorney:
Why not?


Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.


Defense Attorney:
What happened next?


Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.


Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?


Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.


Defense Attorney:
Why not?


Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven ' t felt that good in years!


Defense Attorney:
What happened next?


Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so ' spicy ' that I just laid down and told him, ' Take me, young man. Take me now! '


Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?


Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool! ' And that ' s when I shot him, the little bastard !!!